*Uncovered Bhutto or the Covered Iranian Meat??!* by blessedlw on Blogster

Four ways to bash your heads to the ceiling(!!) of your cars, by the invisible bullets of your guards:

1)Try to be born in a "Shia" family from Iran!

Note:

a:Your mother should be an Iranian Kurd,your Father from Pakistan ,just a few centimeter far from Iran!

b:Don't persuade "Talibani" or "Talabani" to be your enemy!

Substituting this handsome lovely personage from "Taliban" for "Jalal",

ask him to put on his glasses avoiding to do a mistake shooting his gun,

confusing the Iraqi Kurds illustrated above for you,

or you for the illustrated Iraqis above!!

2)Try to put off your hijab whenever you can,

then put it on once again;

then put it off once more,

then put it on,

then put it off,

then put it on,

then put it off,

then put it on,...!!

Continue this useful '"Movement"!!

Wearing a fishing net ,you'll find a way at the middle finally!!

3)Try to continue your education at Jesus And Mary Covenant or Covenant Of Jesus And Mary,to be trained later ,how to be shot to "UP STAIRS",totally!!

No matter if the ceiling(!!) of the car doesn't let your head to cross it,the ceiling may be ascendant without being crossed finally!!

4)Try to leave your lovers all around the world,(even try to leave your ex lover "B",avoiding to be the mother of the brother of George W.C.)!

After visiting Reda(Reza)'s Holy Shrine,you may ask instead Religious Supreme Leader Of Iran to be your partner,

crying in front of him,

as someone named Benazir recently cried and asked him once again in private,

to be her "intercessor" with Shia's God Almighty!!

**This photo is censored because of "Harsh Nudity"**

10 comments on Uncovered Bhutto or the Covered Iranian Meat??!

ekyprogressive said 8 months ago
"Four ways to bash your heads to the ceiling(!!) of your cars, by the invisible bullets of your guards"[LOL][LOL][LOL] Its not really funny but it is. What Killed her if not a bullet or a blast?! And why did they say Al Qaeda MINUTES after it happened when it took forever to figure out who did 9/11?[THUMBDOWN][ROLLEYES][THUMBDOWN]

I was a much happier man when I didn't know who any of these people were![LOL][LOL]
blessedlw said 8 months ago
They were a much happier when you didn't know them either![TONGUE][ROLLEYES][TONGUE]
ekyprogressive said 8 months ago
[LOL][LOL][LOL][LOL] Isn't that the truth!!![LOL][LOL][LOL]
whereabouts said 8 months ago
I gotta agree with eky on what life was like BEFORE knowing what the heck "really" goes on. Oh, why or why do I have to know what so many others no nothing about?[HUH][SAD][ROLLEYES][TONGUE][HEART]
blessedlw said 8 months ago
Brains of others are located beyond,their minds inside !![TONGUE][ROLLEYES][HEART][ROLLEYES][TONGUE]
whereabouts said 8 months ago
So, if they want to get inside their minds, they must resort to remote viewing? [HUH][LOL][TONGUE][LOL][SMILE]
whereabouts said 8 months ago
"know" nothing about. I just caught this! ugh! I hate when I do stupid monkey stuff!
blessedlw said 8 months ago
Don't be worry!
The difference of me and a monkey is just a few chromosomes;
though we're the offspring of Adam and Eve,not a baboon!

[TONGUE][ROLLEYES][HEART][ROLLEYES][TONGUE]
eurovir said 8 months ago
Hey BLW, you're blessed indeedy, because you lighten it for all of us, which is just fitting, because ultimately, the harshness of events just stem from petty human differences and lack of generosity. Yeah, I got you dude! The incessant inconsistency of placing one's head and headgear was the premonition of the demise by explosion decapitation.

Humor aside, may her soul find the ultimate rest we all seek.[COOL]
blessedlw said 8 months ago
The polished brains are the only ones, who may be enlightend by me !![TONGUE][ROLLEYES][HEART][ROLLEYES][TONGUE]