- (Persian Gulf;BLW's News Agency)/An important part of the telecommunication between Iranian Guards and US Navy is censored, according to what "Blessed Lunatic Wiseman's News Agency" reports."The censored part is about Cheney's paunch",an official territory claimed a few seconds ago.
- (Middle East;BLW's News Agency;Photo News(.05 seconds ago);
Iranian Guard To Cheney(formal accent):
"Don't eat so much hey you,squat !!!(the censored part)
you'll "be" explode a few minutes "ago"
(altered to "a few minutes later" by Pentagon)"
- (Washington;BLW's News Agency; .01'' 3'" ago);"It's not clear yet how the telecommunication was done;though the message seemed to be inspired when Dick had been slept before lunch ,after deciding to leave his diet a few hours ago!",Nancy Reagan told the reporters,five seconds and three moments ago!!
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YOU ROCK LUNAR DUDE!!!